An American comes To Oz
Bart, a Texan rancher comes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets Wayne, an Aussie cattle farmer and gets speaking. The Aussie indicates to his huge wheat crop and the Texan says, 'Oh yeah. We now have wheat fields which are at the least twice as large.'
Then they stroll across the farm a little, and Wayne shows off his herd of cattle. Then Bart right away says, 'we now have longhorns which can be at least twice as large as your cows.'
The dialogue has, in the meantime, close to died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field and so he asks, 'Wow man what are these?'
'Wayne' the Aussie replies with an incredulous glee, 'What mate no grasshoppers in Texas ?.'
Bart, a Texan rancher comes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets Wayne, an Aussie cattle farmer and gets speaking. The Aussie indicates to his huge wheat crop and the Texan says, 'Oh yeah. We now have wheat fields which are at the least twice as large.'
Then they stroll across the farm a little, and Wayne shows off his herd of cattle. Then Bart right away says, 'we now have longhorns which can be at least twice as large as your cows.'
The dialogue has, in the meantime, close to died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field and so he asks, 'Wow man what are these?'
'Wayne' the Aussie replies with an incredulous glee, 'What mate no grasshoppers in Texas ?.'
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